State of Overreaction II
By Tex Deville (@TheFUSTexan on Twitter)
Here we go with some overreactions around the league. This
week was weird in that there were a lot of intriguing matchups that ended up
being quite boring, and a lot of seemingly boring matchups that ended up quite
exciting. Let’s see how fans overreacted about their respective teams.
Miami: Wait, so we kept them to 4 FGs, and we still couldn’t
win? My goodness. It is time to move on to the next overrated rookie next year.
Buffalo: If only we were in Canada, then we’d be able to
beat the PATRIOTS with only 4 FGs.
Philadelphia: @$%#@ YOU, YA @#$%&* WALRUS!!!! YOU’VE
NEVER DONE ANYTHING FOR US!!!!
Washington: OH MY GOODNESS!!!! RG3 IS OUR GREATEST QB
EVER!!!! (may not be an overreaction…)
Green Bay: Discount Double Check results? Rodgers still is
the best.
Detroit: It was more fun to brag about 0-16 than it is to
think we have a win and get it taken from us.
Glendale: We have the best dad-gum plays for such a horrible
team. But it’s ok: 4 wins, then 6 losses? The pattern says that we get 8 wins
in a row now…
Atlanta: See? We are the best!!!! WE BEAT ARIZONA!!!!
Tampa: HEY CAM!!!! We got your Kryptonite right here!!!!
Charlotte: Seriously? We lost this game? We were ahead up by
11 with 6 to go!!!! COME ON, MAN!!!! We can’t even blame Cam on this one. We
suck.
Cleveland: Wow, we have no idea how to win. Maybe we should
have signed Lebron when he was in Cleveland.
Dallas: WHOA!!!! The Browns are, like, the best dad-gum team
in the league. But guess what: HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!?!?!?!?!?
East Rutherford: YEAH!!!! SANCHIZE!!!! NO DOUBT ABOUT HIM AT
ALL!!!!
St. Louis: We miss Kurt Warner.
Indianapolis: WE WANT PEYTON!!!! (boom, boom, boomboomboom)
WE WANT PEYTON!!!! (boom, boom, boomboomboom)
Foxborough: It feels good to beat up on the Colts again. It
feels good to have an offense again.
Jacksonville: WHOA!!!! Chad Henne is the MAN!!!! GO
HENNE!!!!
Houston: What in the world was that? How are we going to go
to the Super Bowl like this? We can’t help but think this is somehow David
Carr’s fault.
Cincinnati: 2 wins in a row? Really? That’s awesome! We
might win the division!!!!
Kansas City: Remember when we had Joe Montana at the end of
his career? Yeah… those were good times.
New Orleans: WHO DAT?!
Oakland: Maybe we should have kept Jason Campbell….
San Diego: Hey Norv, what’s the gameplan next year? Oh… same
thing? No changes? Norv, when does your doctor think you might need to take a
“health related” sabbatical? Never? Screw it, GO NINERS!!!!
Denver: Hey, Indy! Good call letting go the greatest QB
ever. It worked out for us. But I’m sure it’ll work out for you, too (pbbbbbt).
Baltimore: DID YOU SEE FLACCO NOT TURN IT OVER?! HE’S THE
GREATEST!
Pittsburgh: Hey, we are now playing with our 3rd string
QB and we STILL were close. If we were healthy, we’d be #1.
Chicago: Wow… we didn’t realize how much we should be loving
Cutler. No wonder he’s so ticked off all the time. I hope he accepts our
apology…
San Francisco: WHOA!!!! Kaepernick was GREAT!!!! HE SHOULD
START!!!!
I wonder what the Chargers fans will have to say this week after that 4th and 29....
ReplyDeleteOh, you'll find out.....
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I was totally joking when I said Kaepernick should start... I wonder... Does that mean Harbaugh not only reads this blog but listens to it? If so, does he not know what sarcasm is?
ReplyDeleteI think he does read it. In fact, I think all the 49ers do. They're so sick of random fans coming in their locker room with that Visa promotion that they flock here to escape.
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