State of Overreaction - Week 10

State of Overreaction - Week 10

By Tex DeVille

There is a lot to overreact about in regards to this week’s football matchups. Let’s run down the results and see how both sides are overreacting:

(Thursday night game, Friday morning reaction)

Indianapolis: YES!!!! We KNEW this Luck guy was good. Eat your heart out, RG3. Our guy ran in 2 TDs, so what? And Peyton who? Who’s that guy? We never liked him anyway.

Jacksonville: We should’ve gotten Tebow before the trade deadline….

(Sunday 1 PM games, 4 PM reaction)

New York: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ELI SUCKS!!!! HE’S A BUM!!!!

Cincinnati: No, I didn’t watch the game. How bad did we lose?... WHAT?!?! WE WON?!?! You’re sure it was the New York GIANTS?!?!?!

Nashville: Whoa… That Locker guy is pretty good when he’s not busy getting injured.

Miami: BOO!!!! TANNEHILL SUCKS!!!! HE’S HORRIBLE!!!! What? I don’t care what he’s done in the past. Last week was last week. Don’t dwell in the past. What? You mean that’s what Miami does best? What? We’ve never done that with any of our teams from around 1972ish or with that one guy that never brought us a ring. What? I don’t care if he’s a rookie. Look at the league!!!! GET RID OF TANNEHILL!!!! FIRE JOE PHILBIN!!!!

Detroit: WE LOOKED BETTER GOING 0-16!!!!

Minneapolis: See? ACL injuries aren’t that big of a deal. Everyone needs to stop being a pansy and be AP.

Buffalo: Once again, we were so close to greatness. That’s ok. Second place looks good on us…

Foxborough: Boy, I wish we could tape some practices so we know what to do on game day.

Atlanta: Why won’t anyone give us respect? We were the last undefeated team! How come no one loves us? WAH!!!!

New Orleans: Who Dat?  Who Dat?  Who Dat?  Who Dat?  Who Dat?  Who Dat?  Who Dat?

San Diego: This is the umpteenth season that the Chargers are underachieving, and the umpteenth season that Norv has been “on the hot seat.” We all know that he somehow managed a “lifetime” contract that our owner can’t renege on.

Tampa: Doug Martin only ran 68 yards? He’s a BUM!!!! He’s obviously played past his prime.

Denver: I… but… I… Tebow is still nicer…

Charlotte: I wonder what Jake Delhomme is doing…

Oakland: We are currently working on resurrecting Al Davis so he can, in undead senility, make us somehow suck a little less.

Baltimore: Hey, remember when everyone was making fun of Flacco for calling himself “the best”? WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!?!?!?! I mean, he did all that against the RAIDERS!!!! They’re a great team, right?

New York: Yeah, we’re TOTALLY better off playing with the epicness that is Sanchez. He’s just in a bad run of luck. We don’t want that Tebow bum to play. Our offense might score less.

Seattle: How bout them apples? We’re undefeated at home without any controversy over that statement at all.

Dallas: HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!! We should petition for the Super Bowl to be played in November.

Philadelphia: FIRE THEM ALL!!!! WE DON’T WANT THAT WALRUS OR THAT DOG-KILLER!!!!

St. Louis: Yay? I… I don’t know what to think. This is a good thing? Maybe?

San Francisco: What the crap is goin on? We tied the Rams? Are… are we back to being the laughably bad 49ers? Well, no… We didn’t lose… WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?!?!

Houston: DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS!!!! No one can beat us now!!!!

Chicago: Crap. We just did our version of the Super Bowl shuffle.

Kansas City: Ya know, we can only have so many “moral victories” in a year before they don’t mean anything.

Pittsburgh: You try winning something outright with Leftwich. We’re still the best. So, shut up all of you.