Hail to the [insert name here]!!!!



By Tex DeVille

Ugh… I cannot believe I’m going to write about this. I’ve fought it, and I’ve fought it, and I’ve fought it, but here I am. The hot topic button in the sports world right now is whether the Redskins moniker is offensive. How important is this? Apparently more important than the national deficit, unemployment, a bad economy, horrible education standards, AIDS, cancer, war, famine, pestilence, death, and taxes. Okay, I may have gone a little overboard, but how else do you explain that ALL OF CONGRESS is dropping the bills and laws and budgets to talk about this. Oh, it’s only 10 people? And 10 people are supposed to (ahem) represent our collective opinion? Well, as always, politics is going about it all wrong. As always, they have to go about it in the most present-minded, ignorant, divisive way possible. But I’ll get to that. Let’s start from the beginning.




As you know, I am a ravenous, avid, insatiable Cowboys fan. Read my other columns if you want proof. Go ahead. I’ll wait…….. Ok, you good? So, as you can probably surmise, I couldn’t care less if the Redskins go 0-16 for the rest of my life. That is until I read a pointless, lazy, careless article by Ashley Fox of ESPN. She compared how “easy” it is to rebrand a team name to the Washington Bullets becoming the Wizards, the New Orleans Hornets becoming the Pelicans, and the Charlotte Bobcats becoming the Hornets once again. Of those 3 examples, ONLY the Bullets-to-Wizards change is a reflection of the society at the time. Tom Benson is changing the Hornets to the Pelicans to reflect Louisiana (Pelicans are the state bird) and Catholic (Pelicans are used in Catholic symbolism as representing Christ) culture. Tom Benson LOVES New Orleans and the Catholic culture that is native to it. He just donated $10 million to a local Catholic high school. He donated $7.5 million to Tulane this past November. He’s donated many times to Loyola University. He was born and raised in New Orleans. Changing the name to reflect the culture does not count as a rebranding. The Bobcats-to-Hornets was obvious the moment Benson let go of the name. The Hornets have a richer history than the Bobcats. If anything, this shows that name changes are not always positive and sometimes you need to go back!

Here is the other question I have: why all the scrutiny of the Redskins? Because they’re successful. No one gives a lick about the Cleveland Indians’ because they’re in Cleveland and they suck. Same thing with the Kansas City Chiefs. People target the Redskins because they’re in D.C. and, while not very successful on the field, are worth over $1.6 billion. It’s all about the greenbacks. Oh, whoops. I mean money. I better not offend our great green brethren…oh, you don’t believe me about it all being about money? About 10 years ago, a similar lawsuit was dismissed, essentially, because the courts called the plaintiffs out on the fact that they were all old and were just now bringing up this suit. The plaintiffs’ responded that they had kids that would be able to do this same lawsuit in a few years. They didn’t say that their kids are also offended, just that their kids will do their work for them. This lawsuit smells like when a crazy mom or dad does EVERYTHING to make sure their kids are athletes or actors or whatever just because the parents never made it.

But it’s really easy for me, right? I’m a white male. I, of course, have everything handed to me, and nothing is ever hard. Oh, wait, I’m also Catholic, historically one of the most hated segments of religious population. You want proof? Check out the FBI’s watch list of religious groups; we evidently pose a higher threat than Muslims. I’m also Irish. THAT discrimination is well documented. Watch Gangs of New York for some insight on that. So, you know what really offends me? Notre Dame’s continuance of the stereotype that all Irish Catholics are violent leprechaun types. You know what else offends me? That Boston’s NBA team would mispronounce my heritage and disrespect our discriminated ancestors by calling themselves the “Seltics.” Celtic is supposed to be a hard C. See? I can be offended by random, stupid stuff, too.

Besides, it’s not like we change OTHER historical names to fit the times. We still refer to the historic and, thankfully, defunct Negro League. We don’t call it the African-American League. Why? Because of the history of the league. Because of the importance of the league in regards to eventually ending racial barriers. But so what? It’s a defunct league; it doesn’t exist anymore. Keeping the racially insensitive name speaks to the history, and maybe if it still existed because the racial barrier unfortunately still existed, then maybe the name would change. Fine, what about a current and active organization: the NAACP. They don’t call it the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans. Aside from being a cool nickname – NquadA – it has not changed. Why? It’s been 40 some-odd years since Colored People was not the accepted designation of the African-American people. Oh, it’s because of the history of the people that were instrumental in Civil Rights? It was significant in American history? You’ve got me there. It’s not like the Redskins have a similar history…

Oh wait, that’s EXACTLY what the Redskins did. It actually brings me to what I believe is the largest problem with the Redskins controversy: to change the name would be to spit in the faces of Native Americans. Wait, what? Yeah. Thanks to a conversation with Dylan, I looked up an article found on the Bleacher Report. This link tells the history of the Redskins. Long story short: NATIVE-AMERICANS CHOSE THE NAME REDSKINS!!!! That’s right. They found the name Braves more offensive than Redskins. So, to EVERYONE who keeps on about how it’s offensive and saying how bad Dan Snyder is for being, as Ashley Fox puts it, “a bully who doesn’t want to be bullied,” maybe Snyder just actually knows his history. Maybe he’s actually being more respectful than any knee-jerk politician and sports analyst. Maybe, just maybe, Dan Snyder is simply a better American than others. And that is from the lips of a die-hard Cowboys fan. Now, I hope the Redskins don’t go 0-16 for the rest of my life if, for no other reason, so they can have enough success to keep fighting this ridiculous fight.

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