For those that have followed my picks from last year,
You'll know that I write Christmas picks with good cheer.
So to keep the tradition both well and alive,
I'll rhyme my week's picks with a Christmas Eve jive.
(Falcons @ Lions - FALCONS)
The Falcons, of late, have played very well.
The Lions get their fans to ask "What the hell?"
So who will win this Christmas week game?
Why the Falcons, of course; the Lions? Too tame.
(Titans @ Packers - PACKERS)
Off we go to Green Bay, this game'll be a wreck
When Aaron Rodgers gets off his Discount Double Check
This game won't be close, it will be a breeze
For those fans that have on their heads giant cheese.
(Raiders @ Panthers - PANTHERS)
Good gravy, I really have to pick this game?
The Raiders? They suck. The Panthers? Just lame.
I have to give it to the Panthers and Cam,
Just know that he doesn't deserve the nickname "Superman."
(Bills @ Dolphins - DOLPHINS)
This is another meaningless game.
But, as a professional, I'll pick all the same.
The Dolphins will win, big whoop, la-dee-da.
They'll send those Bills packing back to Caneeda.
(Bengals @ Steelers - BENGALS)
This game is my UPSET, it shouldn't surprise
Anyone who's seen the Bengals lately rise.
The Steelers? They stink, thanks to Big Ben, that joke.
We all know at this point, all he'll do is choke.
(Patriots @ Jaguars - PATRIOTS)
HO HO HO, says I, you've made quite a funny
To think that Brady won't bring home the money.
This game is a joke, so it should be no shock
That I'll write Brady's bounce back game down as MY LOCK.
(Colts @ Chiefs - COLTS)
The Colts, they've done well after dumping P Manning.
Who'd have thunk that they'd be in the playoff running?
I hate Jim Irsay, but I like Chuck Pagano.
Are the Colts done next week? Let me think.... ah... NO!
(Redskins @ Eagles - REDSKINS)
The Redskins showed me that they might be for real
When they won last week without their living highlight reel.
They beat a solid Browns team without RG3.
They've made a true believer even out of a Cowboys' fan like me.
(Rams @ Buccaneers - RAMS)
Shut out last week by the league's worst defense
You'd think right now they'd soak, lather, and rinse.
I cannot believe in a team such as that
So now their season plummets: KER-SPLAT!!!!
(Vikings @ Texans - TEXANS)
AP has been great, phenomenal, in fact
To run like he's run after an ACL came untact.
He won't be able to run way, though
From the fact that his team's not as good as this week's foe.
(Chargers @ Jets - CHARGERS)
It's a sad statement of fact that Vegas thinks
You're favored with a backup, MAN your starter stinks.
Jets, you've offend God, and in case you can't tell
Since you insulted Tebow, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!
(Browns @ Broncos - BRONCOS)
Peyton Manning is still, believe it or not,
The best quarterback ever, and best by a lot.
This game is in Denver, so the Browns must now sigh,
This probably isn't how they wanna get a Mile High.
(Giants @ Ravens - RAVENS)
The Ravens are down on their luck as of late;
The Giants are lucky their wins total 8.
The Ravens have lost 2 in a row but bounce back
When they get normal play from the world's greatest quarterback.
(Bears @ Cardinals - DA BEARS)
Oh boy, Ditka frowns at how you've played of late.
You're nearly knocked out from the playoff gate.
But there is still hope, just right your ship here
Else Lovie Smith (and others) may be unemployed next year.
(49ers @ Seahawks - SEAHAWKS)
I just don't like Colin, but I don't like Pete either.
Of course, Russell Wilson's the size of a teether.
I don't like this game anymore than moldy squash,
Therefore, I declare, that this game's MY WASH.
(Saints @ Cowboys - COWBOYS)
But who do I pick in the battle of my
2 favorite teams, oh dear, here I sigh.
Do I pick my life long team, the one that I love?
Or do I pick the team that's blessed from above?
I live, now, in N'awlins, but from Dallas I hail.
Either way I pick, a part of me fails.
So here before Christmas, as kids await toys,
I get to declare HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!?!?!?!
So I hope you enjoy my holiday picks.
I hope I chose right, just like gifts from St. Nick.
Please let me know if you thought I was funny.
If not, I'll need classes, so send me some money!
Now go enjoy Christmas with those that you love,
Just don't forget that this season comes from above.
And so I declare, with Christmas just in sight,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD (football game) NIGHT!!!!"
So to keep the tradition both well and alive,
I'll rhyme my week's picks with a Christmas Eve jive.
(Falcons @ Lions - FALCONS)
The Falcons, of late, have played very well.
The Lions get their fans to ask "What the hell?"
So who will win this Christmas week game?
Why the Falcons, of course; the Lions? Too tame.
(Titans @ Packers - PACKERS)
Off we go to Green Bay, this game'll be a wreck
When Aaron Rodgers gets off his Discount Double Check
This game won't be close, it will be a breeze
For those fans that have on their heads giant cheese.
(Raiders @ Panthers - PANTHERS)
Good gravy, I really have to pick this game?
The Raiders? They suck. The Panthers? Just lame.
I have to give it to the Panthers and Cam,
Just know that he doesn't deserve the nickname "Superman."
(Bills @ Dolphins - DOLPHINS)
This is another meaningless game.
But, as a professional, I'll pick all the same.
The Dolphins will win, big whoop, la-dee-da.
They'll send those Bills packing back to Caneeda.
(Bengals @ Steelers - BENGALS)
This game is my UPSET, it shouldn't surprise
Anyone who's seen the Bengals lately rise.
The Steelers? They stink, thanks to Big Ben, that joke.
We all know at this point, all he'll do is choke.
(Patriots @ Jaguars - PATRIOTS)
HO HO HO, says I, you've made quite a funny
To think that Brady won't bring home the money.
This game is a joke, so it should be no shock
That I'll write Brady's bounce back game down as MY LOCK.
(Colts @ Chiefs - COLTS)
The Colts, they've done well after dumping P Manning.
Who'd have thunk that they'd be in the playoff running?
I hate Jim Irsay, but I like Chuck Pagano.
Are the Colts done next week? Let me think.... ah... NO!
(Redskins @ Eagles - REDSKINS)
The Redskins showed me that they might be for real
When they won last week without their living highlight reel.
They beat a solid Browns team without RG3.
They've made a true believer even out of a Cowboys' fan like me.
(Rams @ Buccaneers - RAMS)
Shut out last week by the league's worst defense
You'd think right now they'd soak, lather, and rinse.
I cannot believe in a team such as that
So now their season plummets: KER-SPLAT!!!!
(Vikings @ Texans - TEXANS)
AP has been great, phenomenal, in fact
To run like he's run after an ACL came untact.
He won't be able to run way, though
From the fact that his team's not as good as this week's foe.
(Chargers @ Jets - CHARGERS)
It's a sad statement of fact that Vegas thinks
You're favored with a backup, MAN your starter stinks.
Jets, you've offend God, and in case you can't tell
Since you insulted Tebow, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!
(Browns @ Broncos - BRONCOS)
Peyton Manning is still, believe it or not,
The best quarterback ever, and best by a lot.
This game is in Denver, so the Browns must now sigh,
This probably isn't how they wanna get a Mile High.
(Giants @ Ravens - RAVENS)
The Ravens are down on their luck as of late;
The Giants are lucky their wins total 8.
The Ravens have lost 2 in a row but bounce back
When they get normal play from the world's greatest quarterback.
(Bears @ Cardinals - DA BEARS)
Oh boy, Ditka frowns at how you've played of late.
You're nearly knocked out from the playoff gate.
But there is still hope, just right your ship here
Else Lovie Smith (and others) may be unemployed next year.
(49ers @ Seahawks - SEAHAWKS)
I just don't like Colin, but I don't like Pete either.
Of course, Russell Wilson's the size of a teether.
I don't like this game anymore than moldy squash,
Therefore, I declare, that this game's MY WASH.
(Saints @ Cowboys - COWBOYS)
But who do I pick in the battle of my
2 favorite teams, oh dear, here I sigh.
Do I pick my life long team, the one that I love?
Or do I pick the team that's blessed from above?
I live, now, in N'awlins, but from Dallas I hail.
Either way I pick, a part of me fails.
So here before Christmas, as kids await toys,
I get to declare HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!?!?!?!
So I hope you enjoy my holiday picks.
I hope I chose right, just like gifts from St. Nick.
Please let me know if you thought I was funny.
If not, I'll need classes, so send me some money!
Now go enjoy Christmas with those that you love,
Just don't forget that this season comes from above.
And so I declare, with Christmas just in sight,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD (football game) NIGHT!!!!"
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