By Tex DeVille
This week, I have decided to be more selective of my overreactions. There are 3 reasons for this: #1, I am now up to 3 teams I don’t feel right commenting on (Chiefs, Cowboys, Browns); #2, at this point, we have a clear picture of who actually still cares and of who doesn’t care (i.e. not the Jags, Eagles, Raiders, etc.); and #3, some of the good teams are not overreacting at all but reacting exactly appropriately (i.e. Brady and Peyton are actually THAT good).
Denver @ Oakland: See, this is an example where no
overreactions are present. Denver is actually that good, and the Raiders cannot
POSSIBLY care any less at this point about their season.
St. Louis @ Buffalo: Oh, that’s cute. The Rams think they
still have a shot at the playoffs.
Atlanta @ Carolina: Ah, here’s a good one
Atlanta: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! How on
God’s green earth are we going to get respect now that we’ve lost to the
freakin Panthers?!?!?!?!
Charlotte:
HEY! MATTY ICE! GET THE #$@* OFF OUR FIELD!!!!
Dallas @ Cincinnati: I am very happy about this game, and
I’ll leave it at that.
Kansas City @ Cleveland: Yeah, I didn’t care about this
matchup, but I also have nothing to say about it either. I mean, if there had
been no tragedies for either of these teams, no one would have even given this
matchup a thought.
Tennessee @ Indianapolis: How good does Andrew Luck look
right now? Good gravy.
New York Jets @ Jacksonville: Wow… the Jets won 2 games in a
row. I think I’ll wet my pants… Seriously, I think this might be the most
boring and pointless and unimportant game this week.
Chicago @ Minnesota: WHOA!!!! What is going on with the
Bears?
Chicago: We KNEW it! Cutler just
can’t cut it. He’s a jerk. Karma, man. Karma.
Minnesota: Ya know, the NFL Meme I
saw on Twitter pretty much sums it up. It shows AP smiling, and the caption
says “Then they told me that the Chicago Bears have the #1 defense.”
San Diego @ Pittsburgh: Now is a good time to note: The
Chargers, interestingly enough, are the only losing team that has a positive
point differential in games. I’m sure this stat right here just saved Norv
Turner’s job.
San Diego:
CRAP!!!! We beat Pittsburgh… Now the owners are going to keep Norv.
Pittsburgh:
Seriously? We lost to San Diego? BRING BACK CHARLIE BATCH!!!!
Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay: Wow, the Eagles eked it out with
their rookie. Now they just need to sign him to a $100 million contract, and
he’ll stop winning. Oh, this also killed the Bucs’ chance to get in the
playoffs.
Baltimore @ Washington: This was a great game.
Baltimore:
YEAH!!!! FIRE THAT COORDINATOR!!!! HE LOST WITH THE NFL’S
BEST QUARTERBACK!!!!
Washington: NO!!!! RG3 is hurt!
We’re doomed. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!! (Not an overreaction, actually)
Miami @ San Francisco: Meh. I expected the 9ers to win. I
just wish they’d lose out. I dislike how they treated Alex Smith. In fact, I’m
not even gonna give them a funny overreaction.
New Orleans @ New York Giants: Ok, so it seems to me that
Romo and Brees switched bodies. Brees looks horrible. He’s making Eli look…
decent.
Arizona @ Seattle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And then Fitzgerald said they never quit!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Detroit @ Green Bay: Dude, did you see that D-lineman? He
was FAST!!!! And NIMBLE!!!! He also had to issue a public apology for crushing
those fans on his Lambeau Leap. You know, for him, it should be called a
Lambeau Splash. Oh, but Detroit sucks and the Packers will win the division.
Houston @ New England: Good. Gravy. I thought New England
was the best, but I just didn’t realize how MUCH better they are than everyone
else.
Houston:
Like we said before, fire Wade Phillips. It fixes everything.
New England:
Brady’s wicked awesome. We’ah gonna get owah fo-woth Super Bowl.
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