Tex's Week 14 Picks


Well, Thanksgiving started out fairly well for me as far as picks, but it, once again, delineated into a mediocre 9-7 week. I am in need of a huge week this week, and I did not start out so well on Thursday. Let us begin.

Thursday Night Game

Texans @ Jaguars: TEXANS – Seriously, who would have thought that this team was so grossly inept that they were going to lose this many in a row after an amazing year last year. This is seriously the most disappointing team I’ve seen in a long, long time. How can I not pick against them the rest of the year?

Sunday Early Afternoon Games

Chiefs @ Redskins: CHIEFS – After a 3 game slump, the Chiefs are due for a rebound game, especially now that they seem to have found an offense the past 2 weeks. Look for more RG3-whatever jokes across the internet, because that hasn’t gotten old at all.

Vikings @ Ravens: RAVENS – The Ravens look like they’ve found some mojo, and they might be making a late-season push. Watch out, because this team has learned how to win again.

Browns @ Patriots: PATRIOTS – Is there really a question here? I mean, the Browns seem doomed to have Weeden as their quarterback simply because he can somehow stay healthy. The Browns were a great pick to be the surprise to us all, but too many injuries have doomed them. Conversely, the Patriots look healthy and ready to make yet another playoff run. LOCK this baby in.

Raiders @ Jets: RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDDEEERRRRRRS!!!! – Oh yeah, McGloin is going to show Geno exactly what a rookie should be doing in his first year: giving promise for next year. At least the Jets know that Geno sucks now rather than figuring it out a few years from now. I’m even gonna go ahead and call this my UPSET.

Colts @ Bengals: BENGALS – I’m not sure why the spread is so big, but the Bengals at home should still win.

Lions @ Eagles: LIONS – This is a hard one, both to pick and to figure out for whom I should root. See, I can’t stand either team, and I also think both teams are going to end the season very weakly. The Eagles have been overachieving, and the Lions always choke. As it is, I’m gonna just go with the Lions because I think that their defense will slow the Eagles down enough to let Megatron and Reggie Bush to run roughshod upon the Eagles’ defense.

Dolphins @ Steelers: STEELERS – I think the Steelers have found enough of their swagger to win at home against the almost-good Dolphins. I don’t like it, but sure, I’ll take them at home.

Bills @ Bucs: BILLS – The Bucs got a huge shot of reality this past week. The Bills have been a tough win all year long, and the Bucs are going to find out why.

Falcons @ Packers: PACKERS – I don’t care about the Falcons somehow won a game last week. I don’t care that the Packers have done horribly sans Rodgers and that they still don’t have him back. The Packers win at home.

Sunday Late Afternoon Games

Titans @ Broncos: BRONCOS – I was going to lock this one, but the Patriots just seem so good, I hate to show disrespect. The Titans have also been surprisingly competitive this year, so you never know what could happen.

Rams @ Cardinals: CARDINALS – If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: The Cardinals have the most underrated home field advantage in the country. The Rams have shown some fight, but it doesn’t matter in Glendale.

Giants @ Chargers: CHARGERS – This is the week that the Giants are officially eliminated from playoff contention and the Chargers stave off one more week of it. See, Dylan? That 4 game winning streak meant nothing.

Seahawks @ 49ers: 49ERS – I will admit: The Seahawks impressed me last week against the Saints. They are the best team in the league right now. However, the 49ers are in desperate need of a win in order to earn that 5th seed, and in Candlestick, I give the edge to the 9ers.

Sunday Night Game

Panthers @ Saints: SAINTS – Don’t be fooled by last week; the Saints are still the Top Dog in the South. I would write an article explaining why the Panthers arte overhyped, but all it would be doing is attacking Dylan’s credibility. I don’t dislike the Panthers, but they are NOT the 2nd best team in the NFL by any stretch of the imagination.

Monday Night Game

Cowboys @ Bears: COWBOYS – I really don’t know what to expect in this game. On one hand, Da Bears have disappointed me nearly every week. On the other hand, it’s December, and the Cowboys are… questionable in December, to say the least. It should be no surprise that I am taking the Cowboys, but I am going to WASH this pick out seeing as how it’s in Chicago, and Da Bears are just too unpredictable.

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